"ummm...we've found an elephant walking down the street."

This is great! I love the tone of the kid's voice...

(sorry you have to cut and paste the link, for some reason)


http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/07/12/stevens.loose.elephants.gnn

angry and laughing, all in two minutes...

First, the thing that made me angry....

Now those of you that know me well know how agitated I get when I see people flinging apostrophes everywhere they don't belong...usually in plurals instead of possessives.

But what I saw on a news teaser just made me downright ticked. Don't they proofread these things? The preview for the eleven o'clock news said, "Who wear's the pants?"

WHAT????!!! That's not even a plural! That's a frickin' verb! Sheesh. (Josh just rolled his eyes.)

And now, the thing that made me laugh...

I saw a clip of a Robin Williams movie...it looked dumb, and we were just flipping channels. Nonetheless, he told a joke that really cracked me up, especially because it took both of us a few seconds.

"A Buddhist walked up to a hot dog stand and said 'Make me one with everything.'"

See how long it takes you...I'm just curious. :)

One final bit of random news....I found a japanese beetle crawling on the top of my head yesterday. And it was missing a leg. Yuck.